If Polls & Surveys were to hold auditions for a comedy club--can you give a sample of your routine????

A pirate walks into a bar and he's got a steering wheel sticking out of the fly of his pants. The bartender hollers over to him "Hey, Mr. Pirate, did you know you have a STEERING WHEEL sticking out of your pants?


The pirate says "AAAARRRRRRRRR...." It's driving


me nuts.

If Polls %26amp; Surveys were to hold auditions for a comedy club--can you give a sample of your routine????
I could but i'm afraid the people here would wet themselves.
Reply:Ride a unicycle with thirteen wheels backwards in mid air while wearing a blind fold juggling elephants as the celebrity fitness club balance on my head as I sing the national anthum backwards in pig latin.
Reply:I would do an impression of the Rabbi, by holding cue cards up with only one word answers written on them...








That rocks.
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okay that wus dumb...*sweats*
Reply:I like to listen to music. When I listen to music, the sound waves (if to loud) seem to interfere with the light waves. This make a hazy blur which I can not see or hear anything. Then this wavy mess of sound and light wiggles through my ears and eyes to my brain where it scrambles my brain waves. At this point I can not; see, hear, or think clearly.
Reply:No. Unless I was gettin paid.
Reply:Buuuuurrrp !!!
Reply:WHEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! I SMELL TOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:I'm not very funny. I could recite some Sarah Silverman jokes though.

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